SO, IF YOU CAN'T EARN MONEY, borrow it - borrow as much as you can. The idea is to to gather up a lot of money in debt and to pay it off in small increments over the rest of your life. You will get rich quick, even though it will mean that you will probably also get poor quick and get straddled with lots of debt.
What's the point, you might ask? Well, let me ask you a question: are you the type who constantly whines about having a dozen money making ideas, but no seed capital to make them happen? In that case - what if you could borrow a million dollars and pay only, say a couple of thousand of dollars each month in debt payments? That would work out to $120,000 in loan payments over the next five years, which would leave you nearly $900,000 to play with. If your ideas are worth anything, you just might be able to use that money to get rich. And, if not - well, as they say, it's better to have loved and lost, blah-blah-blah.
Below, I will briefly outline a few of the financial tricks that will help you borrow the money and keep the payments low.