Prescribe Lots of Viagra



LETS MOVE ON to the next biggest medical emergency facing Americans today - impotence. We sure like to fuck in this country - but, hey, who doesn't? Yet, eventually, such pesky factors as age, smoking, stress and the hardening of arteries begin to thwart us in the only pleasure not yet taxed or outlawed by the government. That's when the pharmaceutical industry comes to the rescue. No, it won't make you younger, healthier or more relaxed - but, it will urge you to "ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you." Well, judging by staggering popularity of impotence drugs, you would be hard-pressed to find a doctor who doesn't think that Viagra or Levitra or Cialis is right for you, or, for that matter, anybody.


So, become a doctor, move to Florida and don't be afraid to whip out that prescription pad! Pretty soon, you'll have a line of old geezers wrapped around your posh offices, all having the same thing in mind - and it sure isn't anything like those romantic kabuki images from the erectile dysfunction TV ads. Actually, lets stop right there - you'll thank me for it, unless you are into old people porn.



Prescribe painkillers